john-a-thang

excuseshq:

Psst. Over here. Yeah, you. See this? It’s the new edition of Excuses V. It’ll be published on July 26, but don’t tell anyone! This is between you and me.

lileks:

Steve’s speech doesn’t go over because his bowels are just packed. Hank’s a success, because he defecates with ease! 

lileks:

Here’s an album I’d love to hear. Once. I think once would be enough.